My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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