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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.

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• (559): View more from California

  That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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  and I must say, you were very persuasive

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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• (206): View more from Washington

  riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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  You are so not ready for motherhood

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life

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• (631): View more from New York

  I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"

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