dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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