Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?