he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
