what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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