No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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