No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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