i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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