if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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