The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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