Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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