that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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