It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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