sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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