Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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