Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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