the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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