Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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