I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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