that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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