Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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