Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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