Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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