I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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