yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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