woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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