STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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