I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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