No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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