Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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