i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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