I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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