It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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