Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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