sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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