apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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