You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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