her vagine was all disorganized.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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