what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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