I wish life had little blips of pornography
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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