i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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