Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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