It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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