R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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