found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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