How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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