The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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