So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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