You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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