just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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