I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so explain again why im purple
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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