called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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