my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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