Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
