They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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