so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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