On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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